What you’re using in a clothespin from this decade, in the modern age of smartphones and satellites, is exactly the same technology people were using before Morse code or the indoor toilet existed. Here’s why.
My brain raced for a second, trying to think of things I could have done wrong. I haven’t robbed any banks lately. Didn’t kick any puppies. I don’t cheat on my taxes or run around on my spouse. What could it be?